Offbeat & Comedy

1
Lollu

Loll-it

25 Coolest Wallet Designs

published 103 days, 18 hours, 26 minutes ago posted by

themystified 103 days, 19 hours, 21 minutes ago

1 There are tons of different wallets out there. Some of themmaybe hideous and somemaybe cool looking. I want to steer you awayfrom the HIDEOUS and bring you one step closer to COOL. I have compiled a list of the 25 best wallet designs. These designs include retro, pop art, classic, comic, artsy, weird, graphic, horror and funny. These are the wallets that you musthaveunlessyourgoinginto an important meeting then you need to walk yourself down to MACYS and purchase a CALVIN KLEIN wallet. ... (more)

category: Offbeat & Comedy | clicked: 1 | comment | source: themystified.com

tags: artsy, awesome, comic book, cool, Lists, Nintendo, odd, retro, robots, the mystified, themystified.com, wallet, wallets, weird, zombies

1
Lollu

Loll-it

Sesame Street a friendly gift

published 106 days, 15 hours, 15 minutes ago posted by

themystified 106 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes ago

As I was zooming through the virtual Solar System as I wouldlike to call the WORLD-WIDE WEB I found the cutest pairs of earrings. They are of Sesame Street characters and they are tiny. I was thinking of gettingthese for 1 of my 2 littlegirls. My oldest girlloves Elmo and I havebeen searching for some decent looking Elmo jewelry for her. No luck not even on the web until I went to Etsy.com and foundthese. Etsy is my new addiction btw. All of the earrings that you find in the stores are just to ... (more)

category: Offbeat & Comedy | clicked: 0 | comment | source: themystified.com

tags: brth, cookie monster, cute, earrings, elmo, ernie, etsy, sesame street, we found it

1
Lollu

Loll-it

#16 Batman

published 106 days, 15 hours, 16 minutes ago posted by

themystified 106 days, 22 hours, 9 minutes ago

It's been a verylongtimesince I havewritten one of my "THINGSTHAT'LL NEVER REALLY HAPPEN." It's probably beenabout two weeks or so, I don't know I can't reallyread a calender. LOL. Well I am backwith a BRAND SPANKING NEW LIST OF THINGSTHAT'LL NEVER REALLY HAPPEN. Thistime I havechanged the format of "The Belgian Leader," hope you like the NEW look. Enjoy.THINGSTHAT'LL NEVER REALLY HAPPEN!#16 BATMAN Batman is everyone's favorite super heroes without any super powers. He's fought numerous amounts o... (more)

category: Offbeat & Comedy | clicked: 0 | comment | source: themystified.com

tags: awesome, batman, belgian leader, comedy, cool, funny, halloween. thing's that'll never really happen, humor, joker, lol, morgan freeman, odd, the mystified, themystified.com, weird

1
Lollu

Loll-it

Good Marriage Spell

published 111 days, 16 hours, 44 minutes ago posted by

themystified 113 days, 20 hours, 42 minutes ago

Ever wanted to keep that lover of yours with you forever and ever and ever. Well I guess now you can with ODD spell. This spell says that it can keep to people together forever. It probably can, but I'm not gonna bet it can. Take a look at it and let us know what you think.. Take a look! TITLE: SOUL MATE SPIRITUAL MARRIAGE BINDING SPELLCAST LOVERS LINK: SPELL PRICE: US $39.00 SELLER: sabbathdawncoven ( 736 SHIPPING: FREE - YAY! DESCRIPTION: This spellcast is cast by Sej... (more)

category: Offbeat & Comedy | clicked: 0 | comment | source: www.themystified.com

tags: animal, fashion, kesha, odd, strange, weird zebra

1
Lollu

Loll-it

SEGA soap

published 111 days, 16 hours, 44 minutes ago posted by

themystified 113 days, 20 hours, 25 minutes ago

SEGA fans will FLIP when they see this, it's a sega genesis controller soap. That is pretty cool, it even looks exactly like the controller which is AWESOME! The only thing not cool is the HIGH price of 13 big buckaroos for a bar of soap. I think that's a bit steep, I would probably pay somewhere around 5 to 6 even 7 dollars for a bar of sega soap.But hey, you'll never find a retro soap like this online.Take a look! TITLE: Sega Genesis controller soap, Mountain Dew type scent LINK: SEGA ... (more)

category: Offbeat & Comedy | clicked: 0 | comment | source: www.themystified.com

tags: cool, retro, sega, soap, video game

1
Lollu

Loll-it

Remeber the CHARIZARD card?

published 111 days, 16 hours, 44 minutes ago posted by

themystified 113 days, 20 hours, 10 minutes ago

Remeber back when things were alot easier, about 10 or so years ago. That is when every1 played POKEMON, wore POKEMON and spoke POKEMON. Now POKEMON is hardly spoken about, it's turned into fad that noone wants, the merchandise have went to waste.I found the most VALUEABLE POKEMON card there was, CHARIZARD HOLOFOIL. This card here used to be worth over 100 bucakaroos. Now you can find them for 20, 30 and even 40 dollars online. Here I found 1 on ECRATER for $40 dollars mint! Thats a HUGE DROP in it... (more)

category: Offbeat & Comedy | clicked: 0 | comment | source: www.themystified.com

tags: anime, cards, charizard, collectible, odd, old, pokemon, retro

1
Lollu

Loll-it

Let's have the Hideous Rome Free, Yah?

published 111 days, 16 hours, 56 minutes ago posted by

themystified 113 days, 1 hour, 14 minutes ago

This may be my 3rd Post so far in "STYLE WTF!," and my eyes are beginning to burn from all the hideous outfits out there. I really don't have to look, it just comes to me. I would be surfing the web for the easter bunny, cause everyone wants to know how to kill the easter bunny and I would find this horrific piece of art. It's a red MONSTER! dress and it's Hideous. Just to look at it one more time will probably melt my eyes, and since I still have to upload the pictures to the site, I'm doomed. If o... (more)

category: Offbeat & Comedy | clicked: 0 | comment | source: themystified.com

tags: dress, fashion, monster, odd, style, weird, yarn

1
Lollu

Loll-it

Super Pendnant let's you see ghosts - LOL

published 111 days, 16 hours, 56 minutes ago posted by

themystified 113 days, 48 minutes ago

Super Pendnant let's you see ghosts - LOL

Another day another Haunted Pendant. It seems like the internet has about a billion haunted stuff for sale. I really thought that these things were RARE! When I started to look for them back a couple of month ago for "We Found It" I thought, "Hey I am going to blow this world's my mind away with some cool rare haunted stuff." What I found out there a billion people selling haunted stuff and you have no idea whose tell the truth. Here's an interesting item from one of OUR FAVORITE HAUNTED SELLERS. I... (more)

category: Offbeat & Comedy | clicked: 0 | comment | source: themystified.com

tags: creepy, ghosts, haunted, odd, pendant, weird

1
Lollu

Loll-it

Giant Ape Creature will make you go Broke!

published 111 days, 16 hours, 57 minutes ago posted by

themystified 112 days, 23 hours, 58 minutes ago

Giant Ape Creature will make you go Broke!

In a dream I had last night, I was super duper RICH and I bought all the candy in the world. Good dream right, WRONG! At the end of the dream I combusted like a balloon popping from eating the candy. Weird Dream, that dream sorta reminds me of this weird ape statue. Creepy and calm.I really like this statue, it has all the features I look for in a great piece of art, it's different, love the colors scheme, it's a mutant animal, looks a bit depressing and is giant in size. The only thing which is goin... (more)

category: Offbeat & Comedy | clicked: 0 | comment | source: themystified.com

tags: animal, ape, cool, creepy, doll, gorilla, odd, statue, weird

1
Lollu

Loll-it

It's a Flipping Chastity Belt

published 111 days, 16 hours, 57 minutes ago posted by

themystified 112 days, 14 hours, 34 minutes ago

Here's a special treat for those die hard ABSTINENCE peeps out there. It's a Chastity Belt, who knew they still made them. These things are so cool and weird at the same time. I really didnt know they still made them.The first time I saw one was way back in the day, when "Robin Hood Men in TIghts" was released, that was my first time of knowing and seeing a chastity belt. Now I know that they sell them for a butt-load of cash on EBAY. Take a look! TITLE: Stainless steel chastity belt LINK: B... (more)

category: Offbeat & Comedy | clicked: 0 | comment | source: themystified.com

tags: chastity, crazy, jonas, jonas brothers, odd, weird

1
Lollu

Loll-it

Got a Back Itch? get a Kangaroo paw to scratch it!

published 111 days, 16 hours, 58 minutes ago posted by

themystified 112 days, 13 hours, 34 minutes ago

Got a Back Itch? get a Kangaroo paw to scratch it!

I just stumbled upon one of the Craziest sites, and I will be posting stuff from this site daily. This is an AWEsomely Creepy site. It has basically everything from dino fossils to shrunken heads, to kangaroo hands. This is truely amazing.My first find from this site is a Kangaroo Paw SCRATCHER! That's so weird, well not really I guess, we do wear sheep skin trousers. Well before you go and call PETA on these people you should understand that, kangaroos are like rabbits and most of all of the popula... (more)

category: Offbeat & Comedy | clicked: 0 | comment | source: themystified.com

tags: animal, back scratcher, creepy, kangaroo, odd, peta, weird

1
Lollu

Loll-it

Realistic Xbox replica soap - Sweet!

published 118 days, 7 hours, 58 minutes ago posted by

themystified 130 days, 3 hours, 32 minutes ago

Here's something I never thought of would happen. An Xbox controller soap. It's pretty darn cool if you ask me and I know you didn't so yah it's cool. Now you can take a poop, use the xbox soap and go and use the xbox. It's like this , poop, xbox, xbox. But seriously don't plug the soap into your XBOX, it won't work. Don't do it. Take a look! TITLE: Realistic Xbox replica soap LINK: XBOX PRICE: $17.50 USD SELLER: Digitalsoaps SHIPPING: ship to:cost:with another item:United States... (more)

category: Offbeat & Comedy | clicked: 1 | comment | source: themystified.com

tags: cool, odd, the mystified, weird, xbox

1
Lollu

Loll-it

What if we mixed OPRAH & ELLEN together?

published 118 days, 7 hours, 58 minutes ago posted by

themystified 130 days, 2 hours, 11 minutes ago

What if we mixed OPRAH & ELLEN together?

SAY WHAT! Did we just mix Ellen and Oprah together to make a MONSTER! I think we did, it's Oprlen! Just look at it, I bet it'll devour your face off. Comments (0) Last modified on Sunday, 21 March 2010 05:48 (more)

category: Offbeat & Comedy | clicked: 0 | comment | source: themystified.com

tags: creepy, ellen, funny, lol, oprah

1
Lollu

Loll-it

What is the tallest man?

published 129 days, 3 hours, 6 minutes ago posted by

themystified 130 days, 12 hours, 8 minutes ago

QUESTION: What is the Tallest Man? Answer: A Manster How: Here's How It's quite simple, the only thing it took for me to come up with this answer was simple ALGEBRA. I added a MAN and a MONSTER and it came out = MANSTER. Here's how you figure out if someone is a monster:If the person could step on you, they are a monster,If the person is twice your size then they are a monster - SORRY SMALL PEOPLE DON'T COUNT!If the person could pick you up with one hand then that person is a FREAK of NATURE -... (more)

category: Offbeat & Comedy | clicked: 0 | comment | source: themystified.com

tags: comedy, funny, lol, monster

1
Lollu

Loll-it

#13 Horses - 5 things horses wont do

published 129 days, 3 hours, 8 minutes ago posted by

themystified 129 days, 16 hours, 1 minute ago

EXPLANATION STATIONHorses hate hay, but this what they feed horses. They prefer oats and rice. Cauliflower is something they love, but they hate the end result.Horses HATE CRAPPY BROSWERS! They especially HATE ugly broswers. Horses tend to stick to pretty and fast, their top 2 browsers are FIREFOX and OPERA. The Broswer's they never use... (more)

category: Offbeat & Comedy | clicked: 0 | comment | source: www.themystified.com

tags: belgian leader, funny, horses, humor, lol, odd

1
Lollu

Loll-it

If I was a Mouse and you were a RAT do you think we'd date?

published 129 days, 3 hours, 8 minutes ago posted by

themystified 129 days, 12 hours, 25 minutes ago

QUESTION: If I was a Mouse and you were a RAT do you think we'd date?ANSWER: Maybe - Could be.WHY: HERE'S WHY To answer this question we went DOWNTOWN CHICAGO and got an interview with LUCY, a red head rat. Here's what she had to say! It would all depend on a few things:Poor Mice - Uh NO! - I want a rich mouse, poor mice smell bad. A poor mouse couldn't handle this, I need a manicure and pedicure twice a week. That's like 5 schilling of CHEESE! Where a MOUSE is gonna get that type of cash? W... (more)

category: Offbeat & Comedy | clicked: 0 | comment | source: www.themystified.com

tags: comedy, Facebook, humor, lol, mouse, rat

1
Lollu

Loll-it

Wide Walking Shoes - The source for Wide Walking Shoes.

published 137 days, 7 hours, 18 minutes ago posted by

ralphmessa 139 days, 19 hours, 18 minutes ago

Wide Walking Shoes - The source for Wide Walking Shoes.

All about Wide Walking Shoes Wide Walking Shoes that are comfortable, can essentially be the difference in whether or not you get the necessary exercise your body craves. What is the difference between a wide shoe and a regular shoe? Well. The difference simply put, is that wide shoes are specifically manufactured to be wider than normal. Believe it or not the length of a foot does not predetermine its width. Some people have very narrow feet, others have big wide fat ones. It is more common than so... (more)

category: Offbeat & Comedy | clicked: 2 | comment | source: widewalkingshoes.net

1
Lollu

Loll-it

Wide Walking Shoes - All about Wide Walking Shoes

published 137 days, 7 hours, 18 minutes ago posted by

ralphmessa 139 days, 19 hours, 17 minutes ago

Wide Walking Shoes - All about Wide Walking Shoes

category: Offbeat & Comedy | clicked: 0 | comment | source: widewalkingshoes.net

4
Lollu

Loll-it

love

published 215 days, 8 hours, 51 minutes ago posted by

thekoivila 322 days, 9 hours, 15 minutes ago

All About Love, Sweet Love Poems, Sweet Love Letters, Wallpapers for your Love... (more)

category: Offbeat & Comedy | clicked: 0 | comment | source: madwalls.blogspot.com

tags: Love

4
Lollu

Loll-it

sms

published 215 days, 8 hours, 51 minutes ago posted by

thekoivila 322 days, 9 hours, 26 minutes ago

Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die. My Friendship is like an onion, which has many layers in it, it will add taste to your life,but if you try to cut it, you will have tears in your eyes! One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!! If u drop me i ill break,if u hold me i ill s... (more)

category: Offbeat & Comedy | clicked: 2 | comment | source: sweet-friendship-sms.blogspot.com

tags: lyrics, mallu, poems, quotes, sms

Lollu

Offbeat & Comedy

25 Coolest Wallet Designs

Sesame Street a friendly gift

#16 Batman

Good Marriage Spell

SEGA soap

Remeber the CHARIZARD card?

Let's have the Hideous Rome Free, Yah?

Super Pendnant let's you see ghosts - LOL

Giant Ape Creature will make you go Broke!

It's a Flipping Chastity Belt

Got a Back Itch? get a Kangaroo paw to scratch it!

Realistic Xbox replica soap - Sweet!

What if we mixed OPRAH & ELLEN together?

What is the tallest man?

#13 Horses - 5 things horses wont do

If I was a Mouse and you were a RAT do you think we'd date?

Wide Walking Shoes - The source for Wide Walking Shoes.

Wide Walking Shoes - All about Wide Walking Shoes

love

sms

Open ID Login

Standard Login

Forgot Password?

Sign up